There are 2 types of people in the world. Hat people and non-hat people. I typically fall on the latter. (1) They give me a headache after a solid 45 minutes (2) Wearing them to work is a weird grey area (3) When I see a bad hat, I am struck with the sudden urge to get in the fetal position and cover my eyes. Why? Because your fedora belongs in one place. The trash can.